{"id":6052,"date":"2014-09-09T00:58:55","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T04:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/?p=6052"},"modified":"2014-09-08T16:12:38","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T20:12:38","slug":"venus-fly-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/venus-fly-truck\/","title":{"rendered":"venus fly truck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/140905-venus-fly-truck.jpg\" alt=\"truck gravity trap\"><br \/>\nAbout once a month we catch a truck here. The City has signs posted discouraging<br \/>\n18 wheelers from rolling through the neighborhood, but the signs are advisory in nature, no bite.<br \/>\nBut for those who venture in, there are gravity traps, constrained roadways<br \/>\nand Crazy neighbors with pitchforks<br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/140831-no-outlet-sign.jpg\" alt=\"140831-no-outlet-sign\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About once a month we catch a truck here. The City has signs posted discouraging 18 wheelers from rolling through the neighborhood, but the signs are advisory in nature, no bite. But for those who venture in, there are gravity traps, constrained roadways and Crazy neighbors with pitchforks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,24,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neighborhood","category-signs","category-traffic"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6052"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6056,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6052\/revisions\/6056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}