{"id":15827,"date":"2026-10-13T00:10:48","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T04:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/?p=15827"},"modified":"2026-10-12T23:36:26","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T03:36:26","slug":"turtle-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/2026\/10\/turtle-for-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Turtle for President"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_15828\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15828\" style=\"width: 1038px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/250923-Turtle-Bear-Westend.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15828\" src=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/250923-Turtle-Bear-Westend.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1038\" height=\"695\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15828\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Terrapene carolina carolina<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>15 million years of no talk, no offense, no arrogance, steady crawling forward. Put him on the ballot.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 million years of no talk, no offense, no arrogance, steady crawling forward. Put him on the ballot. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,17,127,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agrarian","category-fauna","category-feet","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15829,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15827\/revisions\/15829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}