{"id":15203,"date":"2025-11-02T03:48:03","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T08:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/?p=15203"},"modified":"2025-11-02T04:12:16","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T09:12:16","slug":"bite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/2025\/11\/bite\/","title":{"rendered":"Bite"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_15204\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15204\" style=\"width: 776px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/251101-hominid-bite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/251101-hominid-bite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"776\" height=\"1033\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15204\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15204\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cShe bit off (the victim\u2019s left) ear lobe and took out a chunk of (the left side of) her face.\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Eek!<br \/>\nIn the drive-through? In the restaurant? What precipitated the incident? Who what why where when how&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0178-teeth-1024x682-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0178-teeth-1024x682-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15208\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/251101-riggs-pumpkin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/251101-riggs-pumpkin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1038\" height=\"781\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15210\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eek! In the drive-through? In the restaurant? What precipitated the incident? Who what why where when how&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[29,15,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-damage","category-parts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15203"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15211,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15203\/revisions\/15211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}