{"id":15005,"date":"2025-08-01T13:12:48","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T17:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/?p=15005"},"modified":"2025-08-01T13:19:01","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T17:19:01","slug":"corelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/corelle\/","title":{"rendered":"corelle"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_15006\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15006\" style=\"width: 771px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/250731-shattered-dinner-plate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/250731-shattered-dinner-plate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"771\" height=\"1028\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15006\" srcset=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/250731-shattered-dinner-plate.jpg 771w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/250731-shattered-dinner-plate-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/250731-shattered-dinner-plate-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15006\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;ve bounced these laminated glass dinner plates off the kitchen floor a dozen times. Last night the plate did not bounce.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-damage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15005"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15005"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15008,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15005\/revisions\/15008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}