{"id":10867,"date":"2020-03-26T09:23:57","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T13:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/?p=10867"},"modified":"2020-03-26T09:27:59","modified_gmt":"2020-03-26T13:27:59","slug":"im-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/im-fine\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Fine"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_10868\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10868\" style=\"width: 1028px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/chr253b3_st_wmx.jpg\" alt=\"no animals were harmed in the making of this photo. The squirrel was already dead, the man was already crazy\" width=\"1028\" height=\"690\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10868\" srcset=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/chr253b3_st_wmx.jpg 1028w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/chr253b3_st_wmx-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/chr253b3_st_wmx-1024x687.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/chr253b3_st_wmx-768x515.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10868\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Really. I am fine. Knock on wood. So far. 30 pack-years. Used to remove asbestos with bare hands, snack on lead paint, eat oranges covered with molybendum grease. Fine today.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"I'm Fine. Really. I am fine. Knock on wood. So far. 30 pack-years. Used to remove asbestos with bare hand, snack on lead paint. Fine today.","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[48,15,56,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artifice","category-damage","category-dead","category-fauna"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10867"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10867"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10871,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10867\/revisions\/10871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}