{"id":10559,"date":"2019-11-30T10:03:58","date_gmt":"2019-11-30T15:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/?p=10559"},"modified":"2019-11-30T10:26:45","modified_gmt":"2019-11-30T15:26:45","slug":"contemplation-of-the-device","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/2019\/11\/contemplation-of-the-device\/","title":{"rendered":"contemplation of the device"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"http:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/191109-AWS-hat-phone-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"God created the smartphone\" class=\"wp-image-10560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/191109-AWS-hat-phone-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/191109-AWS-hat-phone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/191109-AWS-hat-phone-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/191109-AWS-hat-phone.jpg 1028w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption>on the 8th day, God purchased a cell phone.<br> <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agrarian","category-god"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10559"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10559"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10562,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10559\/revisions\/10562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billemory.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}